June 14, 2013

Pandora. Should We Breakup?

Dear Pandora:

When we were first introduced, you blew my mind. The sheer beauty of the Music Genome Project made me quiver in my running shoes. But now I wonder if our relationship is more akin to a teenage love affair.

I'll never forget our first several dates. I would turn you on and you would respond by fulfilling some of my inner most needs - new music sounds and genres. I was always ready to bookmark a song of a new artist I hadn't heard before. You provided a lot of those.

But here we are. Several years into the relationship. Now, instead of hearing new artists and genres, I'm hearing the same ones, over and over. Now, instead of fulfilling my inner most (music) needs, your flooding me with commercials. One commercial for every three songs!! You never used to that when we started dating.

To say the least, I'm really confused. On one hand, I don't want to just "throw in the towel" on everything we have been through. On the other hand, you've changed, and I'm the same guy you met when you were getting started. I guess it was inevitable that we would grow apart.

Oh, I forgot to tell you. I recently met another very pretty music streamer. She told me a secret. Once again, I'm quivering in my running shoes. What should we do?


A Confused Music Lover/Runner


Ashlum Jean said...

Truth. I couldn't have said it better myself.

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